Dear Deer,

I saw a deer on my run today.

I was surprised. And excited. You are pretty, deer.

I called animal control. They didn't pick up.

I am reading Life of Pi so I was all in-touch with nature and I wanted them to come pick you up and take you away to a safer place than south campus bustling with cars and such that could be disastrous to your well-being cuz sometimes I almost hit people and I even expect them walking out on to the street. But no one expects you. And you are much faster than the students.

DON'T DIE, DEER!