I hate you.
Because you take a third-grader's art project and turn it into the most classy thing in the entire world.
And I know that no matter how hard I try, life is never like that.
Because jeans will always be more comfortable than your cutest pinned outfit.
Because my kids are going to want to destroy my house with un-matching clothes and messy faces.
Because no matter how much I try otherwise, I live in the 21-century...and nothing in my life is old-fashioned, lace-y, or sepia toned.
And you know what? I think I'm ok with that...
:/ *Sigh* at least I will be someday.
Please leave my life. Love, Chloe'